my lazy girl guide to getting ready fast.

because sometimes you’ve got 20 minutes and a dream.

let me set the scene: you’ve snoozed your alarm three times, your iced coffee is sweating on the counter, and you need to be out the door in less time than it takes to finish an episode of sex and the city.
been there. too often.

this is the lazy girl guide — aka how i get myself looking cute, put together, and semi-awake with minimal effort. think soft glam, low lift, and still catching the train on time. let’s go:

✨ 1. the 5-minute face

i swear by a micro makeup routine that hits just the high notes:

• tinted moisturizer with SPF (we’re lazy, not reckless)

• brow gel — brushed up for that clean girl effect

• concealer only where needed (under eyes, little spots)

• cream blush across cheeks + eyelids = life

• lip oil or tinted balm and DONE

On those extra rushed days, I’ll simply stick to using blush and balm, then call it my signature “French” look. The best part? This minimal routine fits perfectly into one tiny pouch, making it easy to freshen up and finish the look even while on the train if needed.

👕 2. the grab-and-go uniform

i live by outfit formulas. when your closet is filled with things you already know work, getting dressed becomes a no-brainer.

my go-to lazy girl fits:

• fitted tank + oversized button-down + wide-leg jeans

• midi dress + sneakers + denim jacket

• black bodysuit + cargo pants + gold hoops

hot tip: hang 2–3 full outfits at the front of your closet each week. future you will be so grateful.

🧴 3. skincare that multitasks

you don’t need a 7-step routine every morning.
mine’s down to three:

• micellar water or a face mist (to wake me up)

• moisturizer with SPF

• one good serum (vitamin c or niacinamide depending on the mood)

lazy but glowy. we love to see it.

💇🏽‍♀️ 4. hair? we’re winging it.

some days it’s a slick bun with claw clip energy. others, it’s curls refreshed with leave-in and a prayer.
my rules:

• always have dry shampoo or curl cream handy

• use accessories to fake intention (headbands, scarves, clips)

• don’t fight your hair — work with it

if all else fails: hat.

👜 5. keep your bag packed

i rotate two bags max. both are always pre-packed with:

• lip balm, hair tie, gum

• small perfume, concealer stick

• metrocard + wallet

• snacks (obviously)

no time for the “what bag do i bring?” spiral.

You don’t need a long, 2-hour morning routine to feel good and confident throughout your day. What truly matters are simple habits that genuinely make you feel like yourself, even when you’re in a rush. So the next time you find yourself running late and starting to spiral, just pause for a moment, take a deep breath — and remind yourself: a touch of cream blush, a cute outfit, and you’re out the door, ready to take on whatever comes your way.

see you out there.